Don’t Bump the Yogurt

June 17, 2009

Isn’t this a metaphor for everything in life, peasants? The yogurt sits on the counter, incubating, like your latent talents or My plans for world domination. The lid sits tight on the incubator, preventing us from examining the yogurt too closely. But citizens! Beware of knocking the counter on which the white culture sits! The gentlest of taps could send our dreams of fresh dairy products crashing into the flatness of failed goo. And what does this say about our lives, sweet peons? Clearly, don’t examine your Flying High’s ways too closely, lest you knock the incubator and lose your head.

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